It Came To Me In A Dream

The other day while going off to work I thought "you know what would be cool?  Leather knee pads"

If anyone knows where I can find leather kneepads (or if they even exist outside of my own cluttered mind), please tell me.

I also had a dream in which Phillip Treacy designed a hat for me and it was made out of hammered gunmetal with a red velvet underside and had a matching clutch.  The clutch was AMAZING.  It was a rectangular box with two bolts on the side and if you pressed them down, one of the sides popped open to reveal a red, plush inside (it looked like A Diamond In The Ritz in a box) and if you turned the bolts a small chain strap popped out from another side.  It was also hammered gunmetal.

IF EITHER OF THESE EXIST SOMEWHERE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE TELL ME AS I WILL RUN, WALK OR CRAWL TO GET TO THEM.

(even if I can't afford them)