OH. MY GOSH.

SO THIS ISN'T A REAL POST.

I'LL DO THAT TOMORROW I SWEAR

IT'S JUST THAT TODAY WHILE ON MY BREAK FROM WORK, I BUMPED INTO LEILA MOSS FROM THE DUKE SPIRIT ON THE STREET.  AND I DIDN'T SAY "HELLO" OR "OMG I LOVE YOUR BAND" OR "OMG YOU GUYS ROCK COME BACK TO TORONTO MORE" OR EVEN "I'M FRIENDS WITH YOU ON FACEBOOK" OR MAYBE EVEN SOMETHING CLASSY LIKE "HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT ALEXANDER MCQUEEN IS USING YOU AS HIS INSPIRATION FOR HIS LINE FOR TARGET?".

INSTEAD I WALKED BACK AND FORTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET TRYING TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT IT WAS ACTUALLY HER.  

AND BY CHECKING THEIR WEBSITE AND CROSS-REFERENCING MY SIGHTING WITH THEIR TOUR DATES, I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT IT WAS HER AND THAT IF I HAD ACTUALLY OPENED MY MOUTH TO SAY SOMETHING OR MAYBE, SAY, HAD MY CAMERA WITH ME, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY DESERVED TO BE WRITTEN COMPLETELY IN CAPS LOCK.