LIKE OMG HALLOWEEN.

The perfume ad idea died with my inability to find a large enough decanter/vase to act as a perfume bottle.  I tried, I swear.  I went to 3 Value Villages, 1 Goodwill, 3 Dollaramas, countless generic dollar stores, a Loblaws, Wal-Mart, Zellers and even The Bay.  Nada.

So, I'll introduce you to HipsterGal.

Saving the world, one cosmo at a time.

No lie, the best part was that some people didn't get that it was a joke.