Two

I don't understand orkut
and I haven't used my gmail account since last September.
This means my relatives think that because I got to be born in Canada, I'm snobby and don't want to talk to them.
When really I just forgot about gmail altogether and I don't talk to them because I'm afraid I'll say something stupid which I usually do and plus, I don't know what to tell them. It's like having to sustain a conversation with 25 different versions of my mom.

On the other hand, I turned my bedroom into a club and made myself decidedly funky looking.

Yeah. That's right.

I avoid my family in favour of dancing around by myself and writing to nothing.

I'm the epitome of the ideal.