Forward Thinking Modern Dance

I just realised:

So ahead of his time.

p.shilarious

LIKE OMG HALLOWEEN.

The perfume ad idea died with my inability to find a large enough decanter/vase to act as a perfume bottle.  I tried, I swear.  I went to 3 Value Villages, 1 Goodwill, 3 Dollaramas, countless generic dollar stores, a Loblaws, Wal-Mart, Zellers and even The Bay.  Nada.

So, I'll introduce you to HipsterGal.

Saving the world, one cosmo at a time.

No lie, the best part was that some people didn't get that it was a joke.  

The Amazing Adventures of Mary Kate and Ashley.

via The Cut.

About their new book, called Influence.

Having grown out of my idolizing-a-child-star phase, my excitement about the Olsen twins and their projects has been dwindling.  I'm sorry, but after Two of A Kind, and that movie where they tried to find their dad a date by posting his personal ad on a billboard, I sort of didn't care about a clothing line.

It was nice.  But it was no madcap adventure.

But this could be:

KL: Maybe you'll stay inside with a baby. Do you want to get married? Children? Two perfect mums, yes?
[Mary-Kate and Ashley look at each other]
KL: Ah! Don't worry, you have time. You're young. Don't you want to get married?
MKO: I don't feel the need to get married. But Ashley wants children. I'll be a great aunt or godmother.
AO: To my child.
KL: [To Ashley] Are you planning?
AO: No. I don't even have a boyfriend. You have to plan that first, right? Figure that out first?
KL: If you get a boyfriend it doesn't mean that! Today you can have a baby first. If you want. I never liked the idea of a family at all. If it's a woman — it's more fun for a woman.

and:

MKO: It can be dangerous when you're driving [in L.A.] particularly, because they follow you in cars and scooters. That's bad. That's not easy.
KL: I had two accidents where I fell asleep — after that I thought it was better that I don't drive. I'll get a driver. I'm a bad driver because I want to look there, there, and up there. I get bored easily — so twice I fall asleep and twice the car is destroyed … I had nothing [wrong] with me — but both cars were destroyed.

after that last bit, I'd say driving with Karl is a madcap adventure worthy of two people who saw a crime and therefore had to be relocated in the witness protection program, but because they kept blowing their cover they had to do it so many times that they ended up in Australia.

That Suicide Is Painless, It Brings On Many Changes, And I Can Take Or Leave It If I Please.

via papermag

I only post this because a) I thought this was awesome and b) It looks like a futuristic version of a WWII field surgical team.  There's the nurse up ahead, the surgeon behind her, ready to run though a battlefield if need be, and the doctor taking up the rear, ready to jump into her car at the first sign of bullets (because she'd far too valuable to be injured in such a silly thing)

Oh Man.......

I've been sick and in bed.

And in bed, I was really sick.

Then I did my laundry.

And now I will distract you with a photograph of a Frenchman Dunny (I call him Guillaume)

And tomorrow, Guillaume and I will take photographs of my nouveau chapeau rose.

Someone Reads The Internet........

"Oh Oh! You know what would be really wicked cool?

A pair of ...... heels with a ...... wooden heel with a carving of some kind on it. Like a wooden heel made to look like a tree"

-Yours truly, June 16, 2008.

from net-a-porter.com

I may be hopped up on Nyquil, but this seems like more than a coincidence.